Botak Jones!

"Quite a few of our customers have commented on the wastage, especially of our fries due to the amount we serve. We have reducred the amount to cut down the waste. However should you want more fries than we now serve, just ask for more fries when you order. We are glad to comply, at no charge."

Yes, that was it. It's their promise by the way. And it was not just the fries. There was so much of a portion on the plate such that nobody leaves that place without a stomach fully filled up. Botak Jones, despite, is never botak. The size and quantity of its dishes too had left us all bloated after that, and not just full! With that, our tummies turned into the size of a butt.

Indeed a dish that doesn't only raise eyebrows, but also for a jaw-dropping experience. And look! It's so fresh (as if) with the horns of the bull still intact, what more it is straightened! Haha just kiddin... Lamer~

There was a long queue and we expected a longer waiting time. So because of that, I ordered the largest of its kind to create some worth for the wait - You Crazy What!!?!?. That is the name of the dish! It follows the previous two kinds - The Botak Burger (1 layer patty) and The Double Botak (2 layers patty). So the 3 patties of minced beef each a whopping 150gm and all in all the 450gm, or 0.45KG, of beef was tucked down my tummy. Not just, there were also salad, burger bread and FRIES!

Three patties, altogether as one, is already bigger than some faces i guess HAHAHAA! Definitely bigger than my mouth, what!!!!

Clockwise from top: Yong Ren's Fish & Chips, Weng Kin's Double Botak, and my You Crazy What!?!

I reluctantly pushed the remaining patty into my mouth and finally, everything's gone from the plate. Maybe from then on, I will never order anything more than 2 patties ever again. It's just purely another sinful deed done to myself.

I felt even more of this way when just now someone told me that from the first picture, why the hell am I sniffing a pile of poo. Really??!?

Seemingly quite. I shattered...

Jokes aside, you may ask: "is it really that good?" Hmm... It is actually and truly up to any personal preference, and mind you, your past experience, which affects your expectation, does matter here too. It would be however interesting to note that there wasn't any adjective that have described the quality of the taste, despite the great fanfare over the fresh way of presentation.

Just to mention that few days after having it, I've become a little bit better than totally crazy! I crazy what...!!!!

BOTAK JONES The Authentic American Food
AMK Bedok Bt Batok Clementi Depot Toa Payoh Tuas Woodlands
Overal Rating: d d d d d d

You Crazy What!!?! Set Meal (Main + Salad + Fries) - $14
General Price Rating: d d d d d d